And Lo, here we shall gather...

Welcome brothers and sisters of the Table. As in the days of old we few stand united against evil, normalacy and bordem. With the powers vested in us we shall write away our tension and fears, exposing our inner selves for all to see. Through the darkness of life we shall start a fire to light those shadowy places where others dare not tread. We shall stand against those who bring madness to our fellows, such dark ones as the Taxman, Spam Master and the Lord of Plumber Crack. Be strong, be brave, and above all stand true! United, we cannot fail!