Ray Stevens 'Jack Daniels, You Lied To Me'

You started talking soon as i sat down
giving me tips on love
sayin how i was good looking
the kind of guy most women were dreaming of
then after just about an hour or so
you started pointing out the girls
that i should get to know
sure enough i thought i fell in love
and you kept saying go man go

but jack daniels you lied to me again
yes you did
you told me that she was the greatest thing
that ever happened to a man
you said this was it
she was the one
and i'd still be in love when the morning comes
but jack daniels you lied to me again
yes you did

i used to count on old jim bean
but he kept letting me down
he'd line me up with a rodeo queen
next day she'd be lookin like a rodeo clown
jose cuervo couldn't find me a beauty
and johnny walker failed when he said he could
yeah all of you fellows are real smooth talkers
but your eyesights not so good

since jack daniels you lied to me again
yes you did
you told me that she was the greatest thing
that ever happened to a man
you said this was it
she was the one
and i'd still be in love when the morning comes
but jack daniels you lied to me again
yes you did

oh i'm forgetting about wine women and song
and the next time i go out you ain't coming along

jack daniels you lied to me again
yes you did
you told me that she was the greatest thing
that ever happened to a man
you said this was it
she was the one
and i'd still be in love when the morning comes
but jack daniels you lied to me again